The Great Koala GangBang

Welcome to the Springbreak Winesection!

We have decided to sacrifice our health, moral and code of conduct for your enjoyment and benefit.

During this 6 week period we will work night and day to bring you closer to the world of perfect wines.From this section you can follow our way through the ” wine Australia”.From wineyards to restaurant tables, from dusty desertroads to campfires.

Stay tuned with us and enter to the beutiful world of wine.

You are most welcome to share our enjoyment.Cheers!

Enjoy wine in moderation.

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17.10.09 Hotel Mount bay Waters ,Perth

Champagne brut 12% VOL

She was the first one uncorked. Someones always needs to be the first one.

With Champagne you cant fail. Drappier is fluffy, spongy…well balanced. It will always take you by surprice.

Fruity and crispy were also the terms which our team came out with.

Works nicely specially after 30 hours of travellin.

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Spanish rookie.50% of Tempranillo and 50% of garnacha.

if you can say that something has no soul. Kinda childish, meant for teens with whities. Main thing in that case is PUTS BLANC.

Watery, that way really easy. Just to get drunk with. Hey,we´re in Australia, fuck Spain. But hey, it was next to free pricewise.

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2006 Shiraz, Barossa valley

Full body, full soul. Just follow the fact that simple etiquette usually hides beauty behind it.

Shiraz hardly ever fails. It surely didn´t this time.

Kinda christmas taste with all the beutiful spices. Also loads of chocolate somewhere there.

This one was a great surprice after that watery Spanish teen love crap. After our crew discovered the deep hidden vanillin we were close to place this wine next to Tail.

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Majella Coonawarra, 2008.Cabernet- Chiraz

Absolutely passionless, which will make it a perfect wine for dinner. Not recommended for candle lit moments.

We did found loads of red currant after deep research, and some of our crew we´re sure that there is some cherry hidden in somewhere.

Very much virginlike wine. Not fully ready, but give it a fair try.

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Snake Charmer Vintage 2007, Shiraz

WAKE THE SNAKE!!!!!!

Absolutely beautiful vintage artwork on a etiquette.Love at first sight.

Rest of it didn´t fail, either. Really soft, full bodied, deep purple coloured wine. Really recommendable.

By the way , they go in a family of 3. Waitin to get our hands in to rest of them.

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Emu Bitter. Had to put some beer here as well.Emu is easygoin bitter, nice when fridge cold by the fire.Work also luke warm while drivin.

Once in awhile we might surprise you with more beer labels, so stay tuned you beerlovers.

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Nivea Sunspray.30+.

You cant overdo it when it comes to Australia.Sun is blasting!

Stay protected while enjoyin wine in moderation.

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FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!!!!!

Great wine with Steaks and other heavy stuff as it is wine with tons of mass and flavor.

Angus, we salute you.

Also great for solos.

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2007, Shiraz, Grenache and Tempranillo

Second member of the praised family. Etiquette……..these retro style ones just seems to work on us.

Liqoirice taste, somehow lacks the high middle, but after second glass of it you hardly notice it anymore.

To put it into one word…..GOODY!!!

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2006 Shiraz- Viognier

Like a packet trip to Canary Islands for a week……You just simply know what you gonna get.

But..very nice try.If I were you I would really give it a fair try.

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2007 Merlot

Element.We tried to figure out which one would be closest and came into conclusion that it must be water. Very bitter. Propably only good for cooking.Drink, drink……horry up…..we need ashtray for backseat.

Element(ary) in wine making.

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2008 Cabernet Sauvignon

Etiquette….controversary opinions from our crew. Between Saw and Lordi.

Perfect wine for teeny lovers or for house warmin partys. Somehow we up with the term Razorblade love????

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2008 Cabernet Sauvignon Rawsom retreat.

Hey….this you can find from Alko in Kitee. Its in Finland in case you didnt know.

Berry, berry……more berries.Halle Berry!!! Very honest and fruity.Very refreshin wine, specially after 4 test bottles.

By the way, We dont spit it out. We take our wine seriously. We enjoy it with moderation.

Stay tuned and travel with us. We enjoy your company!!!

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Taylors Jaraman, Clare Valley, 2007, Cabernet- Sauvignon

So far the most expensive wine in our testgroup. And by far the worst in any scale. Like being in a sandstorm on a Silk Road and stepping onto still warm pile of camel shit with your wornout leather sandals.

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Devils lair, Fifth Leg 2007, Shiraz- Cabernet- Merlot

Just check out the back label and you´ll understand.It was meant to be good…..and it was just excellent. easily one of the top wines with its soft and smooth touch and wide and full soul.

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Skuttlebutt, Margaret River 2006, Shiraz- Cabernet

SKUTTLEBUTT: slang, gossip, rumour.Usually about the doings of other people. Perfect christmas gift. Other use is mainly to get slowly and softly drunk while drifting and staring bilions of stars.

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Victoria Bitter

Fucking bitter Swedish princess.Vittu.And this is what they drink here?

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EMU export

.Like budwaiser and havin sex in a kayak. Just simply fucking close to water.

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Captain Morgan original spiced gold rum

Perfect news for all you rum lovers. Our new love, big time.Beutifully blended herbs and spices, mainly vanilla to make sure that you´ll keep begging for that next sip. Just simply delicious and wonderful. Mix it with your coffee or just take a fair sip straight off the bottle. Everyone should check this one out, and be quick.

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Häntä A. K. A Yellow Tail by Yellow tail winery,2008 Shiraz

One of the main reasons we ever came here. Just give it a shot yourself. Goin to visit the winery in Yenda in NSW which will result in a full scale report from our fairyland. Just lift up the tail and let your imagination decide!

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Rosemount, Diamond cellars 2007, Shiraz- Cabernet

Beutiful and elegant design both bottle and etiquette and bottle. An octangular shape quarantees a firm and solid grip even in extreme conditions.

Our truliest love and regards to troy, the magical whistler. Cheers mate!

.The most finnish Australian wine we´ve enjoyed.Perfection achieved with K.Fazer blue label chocolate.

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hammer´n ´tongs

Finally something else than canned water with carbonoxide.Our trusted mate in fridge, on a dusty roadsides and in boiling sun.Keeps you going, no matter what. And whats best….even tastes pretty good.

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POW, insect killer aerosole

DO NOT MIX WITH YOUR DRINKS. Otherwise you´re doomed to have a hangover of your lifetime. Kills everything that lives. Must thing to have in your travel gear .

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